Yesterday, at a wage rate of $240 p/h, I thought I wouldn’t get a booking… & then I did! Employer Hernan came in towards the end of the day & employed me for work tasks including, giving a massage, being tied in the manner Argentinian Military tie prisoners, having my knickers pulled down & air blown on my anus in the manner chickens are hypnotised & re-telling a joke as it was narrated to me. The joke was as follows:
Q: What do you call a rooster who flies to outer-space in a coconut?
A: A cock-o-naut
Today my wage is set at $1,586,852.00, approximately the same rate Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg accrues an hour. I would assume that I won’t get an employment booking at this rate, but who knows?
While I’m in the gallery eagerly awaiting work offers you can tune in to the CCTV & watch me self-directing my own time. Stuff on the agenda:
- Hustling for work
- Sending invites for Artist/Employer Talk THIS THURSDAY 6-7pm at Dark Horse Experiment
- Facebook faffing
- Gift Making
- Signing Artist Work-Books
- Arranging Work Schedule for remainder of exhibition
- Snacking
- Hanging out with mates